-MLM = Mormons Losing Money
-Utah, highest MLM concentration in the world = Utah, highest bankruptcy rates in America
-What do you get when you put a large group of returned missionaries and their wives together in a big meeting with cookies and songs and high profile speakers?
It's not a missionary reunion. It's a Tahitian Noni conference.
-Who have you just met when you are sitting in a bathroom stall and someone slips a business card under the door?
Your future upline.
-Your companion from the mission calls you up out of the blue 6 years after you returned. He acts chummy with you and talks like you are best friends. Then he says it, "You know, you sure are a focused and determined individual. I want you to come to a meeting with me!"
Translation: 6 years ago when I got home from my mission I decided I wanted to work very little and yet still be able to be filthy stinking rich. So after my part time job at Wendys for 3 months and after surviving only one month selling security systems in the ghetto in Georgia last summer, I decided to join an MLM and strike it Rich with a capital R. And since you are someone who is actually going to school and you have a real job and goals and plans for the rest of your life, I thought that you could spend another 10-20 hours a week working under me so that I can benefit from your determination and success.
Correct response: "No thanks, but I'll see you at the mission conference if you decide to finally come."
And last but not least, Believe, a comedy about Multi Level Marketing coming out in Utah April 20
website:
Believe - A Hilarious Movie About Network Marketing
Watch the video clips. They look funny.
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